I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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