i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack