Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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