Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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