i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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