Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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