I just saw a hot homeless man
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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