Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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