Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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