how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
