Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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