She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
