too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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