what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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