So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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