Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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