your room smells of hookers.
And success
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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