Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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