Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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