Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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