Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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