So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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