I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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