So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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