Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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