I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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