check it out our google latitudes are spooning
one two three fourrrrnication!
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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