There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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