he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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