Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
zippers are such a cool invention
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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