Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
