I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just gift wrapped bread.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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