i'm signing you up for texting rehab
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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