normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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