chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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