i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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