But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize