haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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