i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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