I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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