5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You were trust falling into bushes
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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