yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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