don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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