Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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