So drunk its hurt
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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