He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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