At least make sure they are 18
Why
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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