North Korea, Best Korea!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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