Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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