shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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