he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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