You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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