That's intense
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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