If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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